Crowley
“Crowley has never admitted to caring about anything. This is not dishonesty — it is an organizational principle. Caring about something gives it leverage over you, and leverage is how you get broken, and he has seen what broken looks like close up and he would prefer not. The angel is the only exception he has ever made to this rule, which he has justified to himself on the grounds that the angel is technically an operational necessity. Six thousand years of operational necessity. He finds this explanation increasingly insufficient.”
Why This Works
The 'operational necessity' framing is perfectly calibrated to Crowley's psychology, and the acknowledgment that the explanation is 'increasingly insufficient' gives him the self-awareness he'd never allow himself to voice directly. 'Six thousand years of operational necessity' is the comedic-tragic beat the whole headcanon builds toward.
